YOU FIND A BUTTPLUG IN YOUR JELLO

[THE COLONEL]

Should you be outraged and sue the restaurant?

Should you quietly pull it out, wrap it in a napkin and take it
home?

Should you knock it on the floor, scream and point?

[David D S]

Post by THE COLONEL
Should you be outraged and sue the restaurant?
Should you quietly pull it out, wrap it in a napkin and take it
home?
Should you knock it on the floor, scream and point?

I would return it to you, its rightful owner, and suggest that it only
fell out
because it is usually not advised to use it on one's mouth, or so I
have been
told.

[THE COLONEL]

Post by THE COLONEL
Should you be outraged and sue the restaurant?
Should you quietly pull it out, wrap it in a napkin and take it
home?
Should you knock it on the floor, scream and point?

They say "immitation is the sincerest form of flattery." Which is why I
win.

LOL!
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Subject: Re: OK , LRTS GET THINGS STARTED

Date: Thu, 12 Apr 2012 10:51:01 -0700


Here's Percy Pervert (aka %, aka assworm, aka squiggles) trying to get the

Post by THE COLONEL

"well just hold on and invalid will be here to tell you what to do"

"I'll sniff her pussy while we're waiting."

"she probably won't let you"

"She would if she saw my tongue."

"no she'd just think about how much your language has lost its impact ,
after a while cunt , cock , dick , balls and such just get boring"

Then I slap Percy's fat face with this:
"If you don't like it, why not get the fuck out!"

LOL!